Super Student's Three-realms Army

In the end, it was a treasure that Zhang Xiaofann had been anticipating for a long time. After half a day, he actually got a so-called autographed photo of the Jade Emperor?    

Emmmmm... I am not your idiot fan. What's the point of asking for your autographed photo?!    

At this moment, although Zhang Xiaofann was constantly calling out the word 'f*cking' in his heart, he did not get the Heavenly Court's spiritual treasure. Instead, he got a photo of the Jade Emperor!    

What the hell is this? Even if Zhang Xiaofann really took it and pretended to be cool, if someone pulled it out and said that this was the autographed photo of the Jade Emperor, would it be cool? Would it be cool? Would it be cool?    

When Zhang Xiaofann asked this question, he was about to be looked at by the other party as if they were looking at a retard.    

"I am a newbie (Zhang Xiaofann). I just gave you a gift. I wonder if you are satisfied?"    

Just as Zhang Xiaofann was cursing in his heart, the Jade Emperor smiled and asked again.    

"Satisfied..."    

When he said these two words, Zhang Xiaofann almost squeezed them out from between his teeth.    

"Now, I'm so satisfied that I'm about to cry!"    

"Hahahaha..."    

After hearing Zhang Xiaofann's words, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but chuckle proudly.    

"Of course, my autograph is a treasure that can't be exchanged for even if you use countless heavenly treasures and divine weapons!"    

"Your Majesty is right."    

At this moment, the Literati Star also didn't forget to flatter him.    

"Your Majesty, your inkstone is simply better than the legendary magic treasures and divine weapons in the Heavenly Court!"    

The Martial God of Wealth: "Hey, Lord Literati Star, that's not true!"    

"If I want to see it, Your Majesty's inkstone can only be exchanged for three pieces in this vast Heavenly Realm."    

"If you want to exchange for it, you have to use a good magic treasure."    

The Great Spirit God: "In my eyes, Your Majesty's inkstone can only be traded for ten or even a hundred pieces of magic treasures!"    

"..."    

At this moment, the various deities in the Heaven Chat Group also jumped out one after another, and started to flatter Emperor Yu without any restraint.    

"Tsk, what a bunch of ass-kissing idiots!"    

After Zhang Xiaofann cursed in his heart, he couldn't help but sigh.    

"It's fine if you want to cheat me, but I already got two red packets from his hands. This is a sure win."    

"Besides, everything has to be done in moderation. A person should know when to stop. You can't be too greedy."    

"I am a newbie (Zhang Xiaofann). Do you have any more Steamed Dumplings with Dragon Crab Roe?"    

Just as Zhang Xiaofann was comforting himself in his heart, he heard the devilish Jade Emperor say with an unwilling tone.    

"Don't worry, I won't take your things for free. We will trade things in return. We won't treat you unfairly!"