C8500 Just Call Me Lin Xiaopao
C8500 Just Call Me Lin Xiaopao
"Look at your fat head and big ears. Don't call Lin Yuner 'Little Piggy' in the future."
"Little Piggy is still very suitable for you. Isn't this name cute?"
"Ahh!"
Although Lin Yuner had a bandage on her right arm, it was still a little inconvenient for her to move it. However, when she heard Zhang Xiaofann call her 'Little Piggy', she was so angry that her nose almost bent.
What 'Little Piggy'? She didn't know how to give a girl such a nickname!
Lin Yuner was the one who did it. She pushed Zhang Xiaofann's arm unwillingly.
At this time, Zhang Xiaofann was also playing with her head. He used his hands to rub Lin Yuner's small head and messed up her hair again. His tone was full of ridicule.
"Ah, this watermelon is really ripe. I wonder if the boss can guarantee that this watermelon will be sweet."
When she heard Zhang Xiaofann's obvious teasing, how could she show weakness?
Although Lin Yuner's arm was a little inconvenient, because of the bandage, her head was very flexible.
At this time, Lin Yuner turned her head, opened her mouth, and bit Zhang Xiaofann's arm.
"It really hurts. Let go…"
Zhang Xiaofann did not expect Lin Yuner to get so excited that she would even have a sense of empathy for him.
Therefore, he continued to joke around and let go of Lin Yuner's little head.
Lin Yuner still bit Zhang Xiaofann tightly and said in a somewhat unclear manner.
"I say, Miss Lin, even if you don't know Mandarin, you should at least say something that normal people can understand."
"What do you mean by that? Are you trying to play a riddle for me?"
Hearing Lin Yuner's voice, Zhang Xiaofann also felt that he was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.
"What the hell is this?!"
After listening for a long time, Zhang Xiaofann finally recognized the meaning behind Lin Yuner's tone. He was also a little hesitant.
"Why don't you ask me how I got injured?"
Hearing that, Lin Yuner nodded her head hurriedly, indicating that she was certain of what she had just said.
"Just say yes. Don't nod."
Zhang Xiaofann continued.
"Have you forgotten about the battle before?"
"Although you look as if nothing has happened to me, I was still slightly injured, so I can't take it."
"Alright, I've said it all."
"Why don't you let go first? Let me go first, okay?"
At this time, Zhang Xiaofann was also helpless because of Lin Yuner.
Hearing that, Lin Yuner finally let go of her small mouth. However, this time, there was a bite mark. Furthermore, this bite mark was not an ordinary bite mark.
It could be seen that the bite mark had turned purple.
"Damn, I haven't even gotten married yet. If you leave me this scar, how am I going to explain it to others later?"
"Can't you say that I was the one who bit it?"
Seeing this, Zhang Xiaofann couldn't help but show a tearless expression and started shouting.
"It was indecent. In broad daylight, there was someone who molested me."
He shouted with an exaggerated voice. Lin Yuner was also speechless at this shameless person.
"Didn't you say that we were good friends?"
"Since we're good friends, didn't you tell me just now that the scratches on your arm and the bruises on your arm came from you?"
Zhang Xiaofann muttered to himself.
"It's not that I don't want to show it to you, but I'm afraid you won't dare to look at it."
Zhang Xiaofann curled his lips and said.
"What's there to be afraid of? You think too little of me!"
Lin Yuner also patted her chest boldly. Oh, no, she should have patted her ribs...
"What did I say just now? You did me a big favor, right? Since you helped me bandage my arm, then I naturally have to treat you with respect. I'll also help you apply some medicine."
"With this, our relationship can be considered to be even."
"I think our places are different, okay?"
"Your arm is only on the right side of your body. I'm on my own chest."
"Forget it... Forget it..."
"There's no point in talking so much with you. Take off your clothes when you're done and apply the medicine on yourself. Don't cause any more trouble here."
"If the media and reporters are taking pictures of this place, then this feeling will be really hard to explain."
As he spoke, Zhang Xiaofann began to untie the buttons on his suit.
Based on Lin Yuner's crazy personality, Zhang Xiaofann was worried that Lin Yuner would do something to him if he didn't show her what he was doing.
It was the same as before. If someone were to take a picture of this, it would be a big trouble for both Zhang Xiaofann and Lin Yuner.
"Humph..."
"It's just a little wound. What's there to be afraid of?"
"Isn't this obvious that you're making a fuss over nothing?"
Lin Yuner also felt that Zhang Xiaofann was making a fuss over nothing.
"It's just a little wound. Take a good look."
Zhang Xiaofann directly untied the buttons on his own clothes and pulled it up.
Lin Yuner stared blankly at him and whispered in disbelief.
"The gauze under your clothes seems to be leaking blood. This... This is clearly a stab to the face, okay?"
"This..."
"This is not as serious as you said."
"This is just a small wound. It's not as serious as you think."
At this time, Zhang Xiaofann randomly picked a Golden Sore Medicine from the medicine he bought from Lin Yuner and said.
"Anyway, you won't be able to use this kind of wound medicine for the time being. I'll take it away first so that I don't have to go to the pharmacy later."
"I think Yun'er should have no other objections, right?"
At this time, Lin Yuner was completely shocked by the wound on Zhang Xiaofann's chest. She didn't even take Zhang Xiaofann's affectionate name of "Yuner" to heart. Her mind was filled with the image of Zhang Xiaofann lifting his clothes and revealing his abdominal muscles. It was the abdominal muscles that scared her, okay?
"Master, are you really alright?"
"From your appearance, it seems to be quite serious. Did you buy the medicine yourself?"
"How about I give you all of my medicine? Is that enough?"
"If it's not enough, I'll buy it for you. Are you sure you are alright? Why don't we go to the hospital directly?"
"Oh my god..."
At this time, Zhang Xiaofann covered his wound and gasped for air.
"Just don't get angry at me. My current injuries are the most taboo thing to do. I can't get too emotional."
"Otherwise, it will really hurt. Aiyo... Aiyo..."
"Here comes what I said just now."
As he spoke, Zhang Xiaofann patted his chest and said.
"Alright... Alright..."
"Don't let anything happen to you."
Lin Yuner's tone was still filled with worry as she said.
"Haha... Of course nothing will happen to me."
After hearing Lin Yuner's words, Zhang Xiaofann was a little angry, but there was a helpless smile on his face.