C5704 What's Important Is Pushing and Pulling!
C5704 What's Important Is Pushing and Pulling!
For a time, Zhang Xiaofann didn't know how to respond to Marshal Canopy's words. He could only brace himself and find an excuse to go up and comfort him.
"Eldest brother is right …"
Marshal Canopy also nodded in agreement, and said in all seriousness.
"One day, Fairy Chang'e will definitely understand how loyal I, Old Pig, am to her."
"After seeing through the entire Immortal Realm, only I, Old Pig, can be a good match for Fairy Chang'e …"
"Yes …" Yes... "Yes..."
"Tianpeng, you're right …"
Hearing that, Zhang Xiaofann also bit the bullet and agreed on the side.
"With just a fool like Second Senior Brother, it would be difficult for him to catch up to Elder Sister Chang'e …"
"No, with Second Senior Brother's current ability, it's easier to go to the toilet than to go to the clear sky."
"To be precise, if this Second Senior Brother is able to successfully catch up with Elder Sister Chang'e, it will be even harder than becoming the Jade Emperor."
"Big brother, I have something to ask you …"
While Zhang Xiaofann was silently cursing in his heart, Marshal Canopy started to talk to himself. Then, he changed the topic and continued.
"Say, Fairy Chang'e, she's perfectly fine. Why did she make fun of me, Old Pig?"
"Emm …" "Not a person, extremely not a person …
"It's not like I'm a worm in Elder Sister Chang'e's stomach. How would I know what she's thinking …"
Thinking about it, Zhang Xiaofann felt his brain ache.
"Last time, after I, Old Pig, asked you to help send the letter, I've been bitterly waiting for Fairy Chang'e's reply."
Marshal Canopy said without waiting for Zhang Xiaofann's reply.
"In the end, I, Old Pig, waited for such a long time and when this love letter was sent out, it was like a clay ox entering the sea. Until now, there was no news at all."
"A while ago, I, Old Pig, entrusted a good friend, Fairy Ni Chang, to help me, Old Pig, feel Fairy Chang'e's feelings."
"However, I, Old Pig, only knew that it was at this time."
"Fairy Chang'e directly darkened my WeChat and made Fairy Ni Chang talk to me, saying that she no longer wants to see me, Old Pig, in the future."
"Big brother, what do you think I, Old Pig, should do now …"
After hearing this, the corner of Zhang Xiaofann's mouth twitched. He shrugged his shoulders and said: "Tianpeng, what you said is wrong."
Hearing that, Marshal Canopy, who was lost in self-pity, immediately became excited and said.
"Big brother, could it be that you have some good methods up your sleeves?"
"If there really is one, big brother, please do not hold back. Quickly tell me and teach it to me, Old Pig …"
"What is the point of chasing after women? This is about a push, a pull, and a guerrilla warfare! "
"I have sixteen words of chant for guerrilla warfare."
"Simply put, it means that the enemy advances in, I retreat, the enemy stands in my way, the enemy is tired, I fight against the enemy retreat, I chase after him …"