The Mech Touch

"AHHH! Hey, cut it out already!"     

CRACK!     

"AHHHH! How come you have so much energy?! Your attacks are getting stronger!"     

CRACK!     

"AHHHH! Didn't I already pass my tests? I'm not guilty! I proclaimed myself free from blame for any misdeeds that I am only tangibly related to. It's not like I personally pulled the trigger on over a quadrillion people."     

CRACK!     

"YEOUCH! You know what?! Screw you! Who are you, anyway?! Are you some arbiter of justice? Well I don't recognize your authority over me! I never signed up to be judged by you and your stupid criteria to determine guilt. You don't even have a mechanism for me to lodge any appeals! What a dumb and primitive justice system!"     

CRAAAACK!